January 2011
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December 2010
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That stage in a friendship where you can start...
shesatrainwreck:
Lex and I seem to be stuck here. It’s awesome.
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Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
ceejayxs:
lalagaga:
Omg.
Dope.
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That moment when you're reading a book and you...
drapetomania:
It’s like…it all makes sense…
Is that a purity ring?
brosa-parks:
Yes!
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You show someone something funny,
leilockheart:
and you’re like
and they’re like
Every fucking time I tell Lex to watch something.
English accents are so fucking hot
xkisswafist:
bekkyidgaf:
siriuslyawesome:
apart from mine
MMMMYEEESSSSS!
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How to say Tumblr like an Australian
oliviaprescott:
mrtresfierce:
whitegrlbritt:
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
Bler
Like a boss. Aka like a Filipino:
STEP ONE
Tamb
STEP TWO
ler
How to say Tumblr in chinese
STEP ONE
Ching
STEP TWO
Chong
How to say Tumblr in British
STEP ONE
TUM
STEP TWO
BLAH
How to say Tumblr in Russia
STEP ONE
TUM
STEP TWO
...
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that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
I’m usually like
I always say “If you hit me, I get money.” Then I scamper off.
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best of When Parents Text
oliviaprescott:
thedayswithyou:
lamebird:
insearchofsolidgrounds:
oui-madame:
thepotionsmistress:
When Parents Text
The one about the pretzels made me cry.
DEAD.
NO I 8 THEM
THE KIDS ARE IN THE CHEERIOS NOW
I’m literally crying right now because pretty much all of these happen daily from my mother.
Well…that couldn’t have ended any better…
*sarcasm*
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Where the hell did my beanie go?!
Can someone please explain to me how the hell I manage to lose something literally 5 minutes after placing it down somewhere?!
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Just keep strumming...
Double band practice today.
My finger tips are going to be killing me tonight.
Stupid acoustic guitars. I just want to bust out my electric.
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brain-poop asked: you make me crazy
brain-poop asked: I made a fort to hide the noises
brain-poop asked: I made a fort to hide the noises
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I seriously love the fucking rain...
Seriously. It’s my favorite thing in the world.
Though, NOT WHEN THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING TOTAL FUCKING ECLIPSE!
Fuck!
I just want the clouds to part and go away just this once.
Just this once. :(
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FUUuUUUUuUUCK
Just finished series 2 of Misfits.
Now I have to wait until next year for series 3!? FUCK!
I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!
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“There’s a little baby coming out of your twat!”
This was by far the funniest fucking episode of Misfits yet.
I’m crying from laughing so hard.
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vaguelyreal asked: I'm holding back from watching the christmas ep because I'm gunna watch it with Caitz and Herby tomorrow maybe. Don't spoil it for me!
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Couldn't stop laughing at this.
underlimitations:
vaguelyreal asked: I'm holding back from watching the christmas ep because I'm gunna watch it with Caitz and Herby tomorrow maybe. Don't spoil it for me!
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King's Cup part 2
Another highlight of the game:
Someone pulled an 8 which means all the straight people drink. I drank. That’s not right, is it? Hmm…I swear, I was just thirsty!
Lex pulled a 5 which means all the gay people drink. I thought it was a 4 and told her “no all the whores (girls) have to drink.” She drank before realizing it was a 5 and she accidentally and unintentionally...
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Tonight's King's Cup Rules
Played King’s Cup with my friends tonight.
Some of the best rules were implemented.
-Speak in an accent the entire game
-Do “Go Grease Lightning” every time you pull a 10.
-Speak “gangsta”. That was SOOO hard for me. Seriously.
-Every time you had to drink, you had to stand up and say “I love fiber optic trees!”, take a bow, and then drink. BEST....
vaguelyreal asked: Christmas Misfits! FY!