February 2011
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accidentaladult:
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January 2011
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I’m starving. I keep looking at my lunch and telling myself to wait another hour. Every time I look at it, I have the same reaction.
Jan 31st
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Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls.
Oh, I love them.
Jan 31st
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I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and...
I thought I was the only one. I’m really not alone!
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When you look at someone and instantly know...
theundiscoveredlesbian: Happens daily. And I’m not just talking about when I look in the mirror.
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Listenhugsxhairballs:
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.” When they grow a vagina.
Jan 30th
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Insomnia...
Just saw a commercial for Lunesta, a sleeping pill that allows you to “fall asleep and stay asleep so you wake up feeling rested.” The side effects include: Walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities without remembering it the next day. Aggressiveness and agitation Hallucinations If you’re depressed, you may want to off yourself. Allergic reactions like...
Jan 30th
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That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
…Ohhhh…so that’s who that guy was…
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that awkward moment when you're trying to sing...
uncomfortablydumb: Every day of my life.
Jan 30th
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Working
So I started my temp “job” today of being a dog sitter. The house I’m dog sitting at is in the Hollywood Hills. This bastard is rich as fuck. Every car that passed by was a Mercedes, BMW, Ranger Rover…etc. I got out of my truck and did my best to look as fabulous as I could so it looked like I belonged. I’m sure I was convincing. 
Jan 30th
my future kids are gonna hate me lol.
-felixfelicis: something-there: MOMMY I DON’T WANNA READ MOMMY WHY DID YOU GIVE ME SUCH A STUPID NAME MOMMY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS COSTUME MOMMY I’M TIRED, CAN’T WE WATCH THIS MOVIE TOMORROW? MOMMY YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING THAT SONG FOR FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT MOMMY CAN WE GO TO THE PARK INSTEAD OF DISNEYLAND THIS WEEKEND? SHUT UP. MOTHER KNOWS BEST.  ^^ Everything here is true except for the...
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Jan 29th
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Listenjuneseventh: When you move I move with you. ...
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"Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said, ...
Jan 29th
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“Love is all, from what I’ve heard, but my heart’s learned to kill....”
– The Tallest Man On Earth- Love Is All
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Listenpaphiandaze: Love Is All-The Tallest Man On...
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I am on the phone with my friend right now and writing my contribution to the conversation into “Google Translate” and pressing “Talk”.  Basically I’m making my computer talk for me. In Spanish.
Jan 29th
conniekt said: WATCH 30 ROCK. why would you even debate about it! It’s what I was going to do eventually. Then the phone call came in. I’m too indecisive! 
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Read a book…or watch 30 Rock… Read a book…or watch 30 Rock… My phone is ringing. Decision made for me.
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Try this.  →
Technically…I did it…I do admit, I played with my phone the entire time. I suck.
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