December 2011
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
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Reason #75847 why I love my girlfriend.
*lounging in bed together* “I have to pee.”-Her “Me too.” Me We both lay silent and still for 5 seconds. Then I may have tripped her and she may have tackled me back onto the bed. But I won. Then she unlocked the bathroom door and opened it slightly to freak me out. Of course my retaliation happened when it was her turn and I unlocked the door, threw it open,...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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yagina: merry christmas to people in new zealand and everywhere else that lives in the future
Dec 24th
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awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dexter
I need a download or torrent NOW. Anyone? Anyone? Please?
Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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goingnowherenow asked: Favorite Glee cover?
Dec 15th
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Siri
I was attempting to tell Siri to make a note for my girlfriend’s dinner order. What I said was “Chorizo and bacon.” Siri’s translation: Chuddy so big.  Siri…get your shit together.
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
patronustrip: thegreenranger: ssseannn: daahlface: b0nd: The death of imagination  this is actually sad though :( My stomach actually dropped :( This wasn’t the last strip of the series, but it’s still sad. YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
Dec 5th
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